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last message: frenchwhore <9:01PM>: HE CALLED ME A SLUT IN ELEMENTARY TOO OMFG 😭
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6:52 AM
connie32191: What went down yesterday and what is Babygate???
lindseyzelmer: ohhh babes you don't want to know
connie32191: No I want to
lindseyzelmer: 100% sure? this might hurt
connie32191: Tell me
lindseyzelmer: soo basically taylor and mirandas cousin from saskatoon posted on her facebook that shes driving 2 uranium with baby clothes for her cousin and now the whole town is talking about who got pregnant and who is the baby daddy someone knows but wont tell and the babygate conspirator group in squad i won't mention found out its most probably taylor and jess ex bf chris
thatssojessie: HEY ARE WE TALKING SHIT ABOUT TAYLOR AGAIN??? 😁 I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO TALK ABOUT HER
connie32191: Wow that's sounds... Very intense!
lindseyzelmer: yeah it was LOL
thecoolbackboy: Barely seven and you're starting out with your babygate bullshit lmao
thatssojessie: I slept literally two hours don't fuck w/me.
thecoolbackboy: Wooo scary dot at the end 😱
thatssojessie: I can get my dad’s gun and do some fun during lunch
thecoolbackboy: Can't joke about girls anymore your school gets threatened with shooting smh!!
Thatssojessie: Remember the time when I threw you down the bleachers and you almost had a heart attack
coreysbigballs: me and Eric had to carry him to the nurse youre so fucking heavy
thecoolbackboy: Sorry for having a healthy weight You should see Brandon and his pulp of muscles
coreysbigballs: Thats a whole diff league
connie32191: Brandon is 300 pounds of muscle and fat the whole school would have to rally to pick him up
thatssojessie: I feel bad for people who have to play with him
connie32191: Ocean has PE with him and says he absolutely mauls other players
thecoolbackboy: Yeah I will stick to my swimming team
7:04 AM
Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: What continuously amazes me about Lindsey that she manages to get her point across without any interpunction.
frenchwhore: come on at least she doesn’t threaten to ip ban her friends if they don’t do grammar
r1ckyp00ttz: its barely 7am guys ples….
Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: Your first username here was frenchhore.
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frenchwhore: shut up "puts-winner-of-uranium-city-spelling-bee-competition-between-1998-2003-on-her-college-application"
r1ckyp00ttz: i remember when you had a panic attack after josh won in 5th grade and my mom tried to bribe you with girl scout cookies to calm down XD
frenchwhore: i still giggle about it
Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: It was actually TRAUMATIC.
r1ckyp00ttz: you got snot all over my mom's jacket
frenchwhore: LMFAOOO
frenchwhore: your mom was honestly a spelling bee icon
r1ckyp00tts: shes the best forreal… guess the experience for being at national spelling bee back in 6th grade was an experience. and then she became a volunteer and dragged me along to every single competition in our area.
r1ckyp00ttz: i loved causing havoc at the spelling bee.... one year i said to some allergic kid that the cookies he was eating had nuts and he freakes the fuck out spitting it everywhere and he basically got allergic reaction from himself crying
r1ckyp00ttz: graspinf at his neck and shit
r1ckyp00ttz: and then i said to the jury my tablet glitched and the best part is they believed me XDDD
frenchwhore: you could say deez nuts………
frenchwhore: ocean keeps getting deeznutsed by me and mischa you should honestly try it its hilarious
Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: I will not comply with the lies and slander against me. I do not fall victim for Mischa and Noel's "deez nuts" jokes.
*Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg is inactive*
frenchwhore: we got the ginger mad whoopsies
*Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg is active*
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Whoopsies your butt.
r1ckyp00ttz: tbh i was expecting you to censor “ass”
*Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg is inactive*
11:03 AM
thatssojessie: OKAY BUT THIS TIME I SWEAR IT'S NOT ME. I DIDN'T CALL IN.
dillionmatt: Can confirm was with her all day
frenchwhore: can we have ONE NORMAL DAY at this school
dillionmatt: No
thatssojessie: No
thatssojessie: We have to entertain ourselves
thatssojessie: Even if it means having bomb alarms
adammfontaine: Jesus Christ why everything fun happens when I’m out of town.
thatssojessie: We have an bomb on campus alarm! Such a fun day isn’t it?
lindseyzelmer: im hiding out in the toilet mr woods let me and the alar went off lmao
purplepumkins: He just left 2 search 4 u Lindsey
lindseyzelmer: oh shit
frenchwhore: YEAH OH SHIT
adammfontaine: Tbh bomb alarm seems more fun than having to testify in a custody battle
adammfontaine: Bro I just want to play GTA in peace I don’t care at which house
lindseyzelmer: when my prents were divorcing we had to fly to Saskatoon for some court proceedings and I HAD TO SIT BETWEN THEM because neither of them wanted to sit next to the other and my asshole brother wouldn’t change seats w/me
purplepumpkins: Horror story
lindseyzelmer: no because for real i cringed all the way there
frenchwhore: oh my god 💀
frenchwhore: thank god my dad didn’t fight for custody because i would kill myself if i had to sit between them on a 6-hr flight
lindseyzelmer: i almost did
thatssojessie: Wait I play GTA too whats ur xbox live acc Adam?
adammfontaine: adaMMfontaine94
thatssojessie: Gonna add you after school
11:25 AM
connie32191: Art wing got alarm called off
jasjasyass: At least you can sit inside. Mrs Nguyen took all of us to the field and it’s so cold I cant feel my feet
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frenchwhore: algebra 12 called off too ugh
adammfontaine: Damn good luck soldier
adammfontaine: I’m still waiting in the court’s cafeteria and the food here is absolutely horrible
connie32191: Worse than our school?
adammfontaine: Suprising but yeah
adammfontaine: The vending machine is almost empty and the only choices is a peanut protein bar (I have allergy), suspiciously-looking energy drink, tiny bag of ketchup sticks and a condom
frenchwhore: mix them
connie32191: A CONDOM???
adammfontaine: bought everything but the condom and going to the toilet right now to mix it
adammfontaine: If you guys have fun up there I can too
frenchwhore: revolution <3
11:49 AM
purplepumpkins: Hes still searching 4 Lindsey
12:23 PM
Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: One more time the secretary spells my last name as Rosenburg and I might get violent.
badegg : I will get wiolent too They cant spel any of my names
badegg : What Is so hard about Mischa it's shorted than Richard
r1ckyp00ttz: mischa. my dearest friend. my comrade. my platonic sweetheart. don't ever. ever. mention my legal name again or there will be consequences.
r1ckyp00ttz: treat it as a non-threatening message.
connie32191: Why is everyone texting in middle of class?
badegg : I got have study hour with yu
r1ckyp00ttz: not participating in pe as always
r1ckyp00ttz: miss ocean?
Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: Father Markus told me to get copies of our school documentation for the upcoming competition.
Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: I strong dislike engaging with any sort of conversation with our school secretary.
connie32191: The last time I was in her office she was talking v loudly and clearly about her ingrown toenail problems
badegg: They Shul d fire her
connie32191: True
r1ckyp00ttz: lmao losers my parents either sign me out or the teachers do
badegg : I just Go when I want to
connie32191: ... Isn't that kind of illegal?
badegg: idc. They can’T deport me 2 Ukraine
r1ckyp00ttz: fair
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: You still shouldn’t walk out of school. You can get arrested and get in on your criminal record and you won’t be accepted to any college or job.
badegg: for walking?
r1ckyp00ttz: XDDDD
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: For skipping school!
badegg: I am Gangsta I will run
r1ckyp00ttz: [024372074.gif]
connie32192: It’s true I have PE with him and he CAN run
r1ckyp00ttz: i need to see you run mischa
badegg: Oaky I will Run
r1ckyp00ttz: … it sounds very threatening for some reason
connie32191: I would be extremely concerned if I were you Ricky
r1ckyp00ttz: I AM??
r1ckyp00ttz: where are you running mischa?
badegg: Yir hause
r1ckyp00ttz: WHAT
connie32191: HELP
r1ckyp00ttz: HWY ARE YOU RUNNING OT MY HOUSE??
r1ckyp00ttz: RESPOND HELLO????
r1ckyp00ttz: MISCHA
connie32191: He’s gonna fuck your mom 😨
r1ckyp00ttz: YOURE NOT FUCKING MY MOM MISCHA
badegg: Not now.
r1ckyp00ttz: IM EVEN MORE SCARED NOW??
r1ckyp00ttz: WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Please do not fuck anyone’s mom Mischa.
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Or anyone, for that matter.
connie32191: I can go home with you today Ricky
connie32191: We will guard your mom
r1ckyp00ttz: YOURE A LIFESAVER my last period is crime and law whats urs??
connie32191: Physics 3 We can met up in the parking lot
r1ckyp00ttz: arlight!! thank you con
connie32191: np
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: *Alright *Thank
r1ckyp00ttz: spelling bee
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: STOP IT.
4:15 PM
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Are you still waiting for Mischa?
r1ckyp00ttz: yes
r1ckyp00ttz: we are camping on the kitchen floor, we have snacks and currently watching high school musical 2
frenchwhore: … i think i can notify you that i just saw mischa speeding on a bike by my house
r1ckyp00ttz: WHAT
frenchwhore: I JUST SAW HIM SPEEDING BY AND HE WAS FUCKING SMASHING THE PEDALS TO GO FASTER
r1ckyp00ttz: SHIT SHIT SHIT
frenchwhore: RED AND WHITE BIKE
r1ckyp00ttz: WERE ARMING UP IM NOT LETTING HIM NEAR MY MOTHER
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Don’t you think it’s a bit extreme?
r1ckyp00ttz: NO.
r1ckyp00ttz: I CAN SEE HIM FROM THE STREET SHIT
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Just stay alive.
4:28 PM
r1ckyp00ttz: MISCHA JUST FELL A WHOLE STORY
r1ckyp00ttz: HES LAYING ON THE GROUND
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: WHAT.
r1ckyp00ttz: DID I KILL MISCHA????
frenchwhore: MISCHA IS DEAD??
frenchwhore: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM???
frenchwhore: HELLO??
frenchwhore: REPLY TO ME
frenchwhore: thats it im going over to ur house
r1ckyp00ttz: HE’S ALIVE
r1ckyp00ttz: DON’T BEAT ME UP
r1ckyp00ttz: OR CONSTANCE
r1ckp00ttz: IM IN A WHEELCHAIR SHE HAS GLASSES
frenchwhore: got in my mom’s car
r1ckyp00ttz: MISCHA IS ALIVE
r1ckyp00ttz: I DIDN’T KILL HIM
r1ckyp00ttz: PLEASE NOEL HAVE MWERCY
badegg: Norl pelse dont be,,at RIck or Constanc.E up they. did sont kil meb
r1ckyp00ttz: see noel he’s asking
frenchwhore: send me a photo evidence of him being alive and ill think about it
r1ckyp00ttz: [432182_021109.jpg] [ID: a blurry image of mischa, wearing a black hoodie and gray sweatpants laying on a beige couch, there’s a red blanket beneath him. his legs are hanging off the couch, and he has one arm thrown across his face.]
badegg: Im Live
badegg: Not well bUt, Okay
frenchwhore: do you need a lift to the hospital? you know i don’t mind.
badegg: I will Be Okay
badegg: DQnt worry Poet I am strong
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r1ckyp00ttz: constance went to the pharmacy to pick up tylenol bc we only have strong meds for me and they would knock mischa out
badegg: Stop aplogizinang Ricky it Is Ockay
r1ckyp00ttz: i still feel bad
badegg: Dont Sing so fAst cant Urenstand
r1ckyp00ttz: sorry
badegg: Stop
frenchwhore: im pulling up
frenchwhore: i have mcdonalds
badegg: MCDONALDAS <333
9:08 PM
Penny :3 : I just Swa Ez r.a fist-Fight soMeon ,,e in Warklmmnat
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Oh my God.
badegg: Why didn’t You invete Me
Penny :3 : sorRY did’nt know Tis happen :c
Badegg: its okay penny don’t stress hit
connie32191: … Why did Ezra fist-fought someone in our Walmart?
Penny :3 : adoakbsdaer j24?’>:@319247 !@Seee3321#E qw3e42
connie32191: Oh
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Are you okay Penny?
Penny :3 : dser90 ds!?! :(
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Do you need someone to pick you up?
Penny :3 : P Lic.,de
frenchwhore: police??
Penny :3 : 👍
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: WERE YOU ARRESTED??
Penny :3 : 👎
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Where are you now??
Penny :3 : can t ghgo2
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: What does that mean?
Connie32191: If you can’t go home, you can come to the café
Connie32191: My mom is still cleaning up
Penny :3 : Ezra here.
Penny :3 : We’re going to the café if it’s okay
Connie32191: OFC!! Just let me tell my mom rq
Connie32191: Okay told her I’m bringing out the sleeping bags from basement
Penny :3 : Thank you Constance.
01:34 AM
Penny :3 : Help
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: What’s wrong?
badegg: U K Penny?
Penny :3 : Ez/a and COnsance ., are fiGhtign….
Connie32191: HE SOTLE MY FUCKING DORITOS
r1ckyp00ttz: GET HIS ASS
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: Please, refrain from using profanities in the chat.
badegg: Fuck cokc assf fuck fuck
badegg: Bitch motherfUcker
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: And some teachers still think you don’t understand
r1ckyp00ttz: i told him to type motherfucker im kind of surprised he did it correctly
badegg: Always sweer correctly
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: … Alright
Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg: Why aren't you sleeping? You should be getting your good night's sleep now.
badegg: PlayingG Marjo Kart with Rickman
badegg: Why aren’t Yu8o sleep Oceon?
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: I have many responsibilities as the school president!
r1ckyp00ttz: be so serious now
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: I drank five mugs of coffee in the past two I don’t think anything is real
connie32191: Do you need me to call? I’m currently hiding out in the basement bathroom with my bag of Cheezits LOL
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg: No, thank you for your concern though Connie <3
Connie32191: No problem Cee <3333
Connie32191: Ezra is banging on the bathroom door demanding his ransom (Cheezits). If I’m not at school tomorrow bring pink tulips and dahlias to my funeral I really liked them (and you guys)
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg (satan spawn) ---> frenchwhore (norl)
satan spawn: Why do I feel like this.